Everyone’s waiting and anticipating
‘Cause Christmas is two days away
Last minute shopping and traffic ain’t stopping
Old lady, get out of my way
Yes, that’s the spirit, yet Santa can’t hear it
Stuck in his shopping mall hell
Sneaking a shot while he’s still on the clock
He stood up and laughed ’til he fell‘Cause it won’t be Christmas this year ’til we’ve all turned black and blue
But it’s well worth the wear and the tear to spend Christmas with you~ Chris Trapper, “Black and Blue Christmas,” It’s Christmas Time (2007)
May your feats of strength and airing of grievances be… well, festive this holiday season.
